Doctors fondling your 'bits.'

[BolshieBastard]

Can you ever be certain you arent being 'handled' by a pervert?

[MaryPoppins]

No, but I can live in hope.

[minestrone]

I can't say I have any complaints.

[VectraMan]

Does it really matter if he is one?

[BrilloPad]

How do you define pervert?

[SimonMac]

How do you define pervert?

anything over an 18 months custodial sentance

[tractor]

...

For the doctors amongst us, how can you be sure you are not examining someone who can't get a date?

[minestrone]

Wife had to go for CPR training today, apparently this is a requirement now, every 18 months GPs have to be told how to do CPR. Top of her school, 5 years in medical, 4 years in hospitals, 12 years as a GP and some government sanctioned training company gets a fortune to tell a doctor where the heart is.

If you all want to drop in to the technical forum later I will be offering master classes in reading files from a floppy disk. Demystifying the DOS "CD a:\" prompt. I will give you all a discount, £500 a head.

[d000hg]

Now where's that Family Guy episode...

[Pondlife]

For the doctors amongst us, how can you be sure you are not examining someone who can't get a date?

WHS. Bolshie, your prostate situation probably hasn't changed over the weekend so no, you don't need another exam.