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Previously on "What's the longest you've gone without Nookie ?"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Let me see, my son is nearly 23 so...6 minutes
    Nice to know you make CUK part of your after nookie cuddle, that is soooo romantic.

    Hi Mrs D!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    Lets see. My son is 9 years old so...8 years 3 months.
    So you last had nookie 9 months after the birth of your son.

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  • MarillionFan
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    38 years and rising. What's nookie?

    AtW

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    Lets see. My son is 9 years old so...8 years 3 months.
    Let me see, my son is nearly 23 so...6 minutes

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  • greenlake
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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post


    you are doing it wrong!
    He already admitted he failed at marriage.

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  • xoggoth
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    Well over a year. I keep looking.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    6 weeks for me, 4 days for the missus

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  • Brussels Slumdog
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    Being on the bench without Nookie can lead to serious mental problems

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Remove any periods of marriage to be fair as well


    you are doing it wrong!

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I think this is post losing your virginity.

    that should knock a few 15 year periods out.
    Remove any periods of marriage to be fair as well

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    At most a week long drought since I left my wife, but before that at least a year

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Lets see. My son is 9 years old so...8 years 3 months.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I think this is post losing your virginity.

    that should knock a few 15 year periods out.
    Man, a 15-year period would put one in a SERIOUSLY bad mood.

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Here you go for those that still haven't seen Nookie for a while.

    Nookie
    Last edited by Scrag Meister; 7 August 2014, 14:54.

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