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What's the longest you've gone without Nookie ?

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    #11
    At most a week long drought since I left my wife, but before that at least a year
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #12
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      I think this is post losing your virginity.

      that should knock a few 15 year periods out.
      Remove any periods of marriage to be fair as well
      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
        Remove any periods of marriage to be fair as well


        you are doing it wrong!

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          #14
          Being on the bench without Nookie can lead to serious mental problems

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            #15
            6 weeks for me, 4 days for the missus
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            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Well over a year. I keep looking.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                Originally posted by vetran View Post


                you are doing it wrong!
                He already admitted he failed at marriage.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
                    Lets see. My son is 9 years old so...8 years 3 months.
                    Let me see, my son is nearly 23 so...6 minutes
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #20
                      38 years and rising. What's nookie?

                      AtW
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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