At most a week long drought since I left my wife, but before that at least a year
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Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
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Remove any periods of marriage to be fair as wellOriginally posted by vetran View PostI think this is post losing your virginity.
that should knock a few 15 year periods out.Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostRemove any periods of marriage to be fair as well
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Well over a year. I keep looking.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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He already admitted he failed at marriage.Originally posted by vetran View Post
you are doing it wrong!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Let me see, my son is nearly 23 so...6 minutesOriginally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostLets see. My son is 9 years old so...8 years 3 months.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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38 years and rising. What's nookie?
AtWWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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