Reply to: Admiral Insurance

[Old Greg]

Did you vote to remain?

Maybe he's one of Dublin, Amsterdam, Frankfurt, Paris or Luxembourg. They see opportunities.

[WTFH]

You see problems, I see opportunities.

Did you vote to remain?

[Zigenare]

Why don't you give an honest reply? i.e I don't care a **** if Brexit negatively affects others and I am too thick to understand how Brexit affects the economy.

You see problems, I see opportunities. You can spend the rest of your life bemoaning the changes to your poor little snowflake world or you can go out there and make the best of the opportunities that will arise.

Either way, a day trip to France won't be off the cards, it might just require a couple of extra hoops to jump through.

However, if you feel you're not up to it, then you just stay put and bitch about it.

[Old Greg]

Well if I had ever actually peeled any spuds perhaps, although I fear that it would be impossible to teach Jungle Jim anything useful that a dray horse couldn't accomplish in half the time.

Nah, I was too busy repairing and maintaining the cutting edge military comms equipment.

And don't call me Shirley!

An obvious fantasy on your part, when they wouldn't even allow you near a cutting edge to peel the spuds. At least you got to mop the floor.

[NotAllThere]

Well if I had ever actually peeled any spuds perhaps, although I fear that it would be impossible to teach Jungle Jim anything useful that a dray horse couldn't accomplish in half the time.

I would really like to see a dray horse attempting to peel potatoes.

Nah, I was too busy repairing and maintaining the cutting edge military comms equipment.

Folding down the sharp edges of tin cans.

[WTFH]

Surely a man of your experience could train him up to peel spuds the Aldershot way in under a week.

That’s not very nice. Turns out he has a mate who once applied to be in the TA. His mate’s phone stopped working one day and Sean switched it off and on again. Hey presto, career repairing military comms equipment.

[shaunbhoy]

Surely a man of your experience could train him up to peel spuds the Aldershot way in under a week.

Well if I had ever actually peeled any spuds perhaps, although I fear that it would be impossible to teach Jungle Jim anything useful that a dray horse couldn't accomplish in half the time.

Nah, I was too busy repairing and maintaining the cutting edge military comms equipment.

And don't call me Shirley!

[Old Greg]

You're welcome

Surely a man of your experience could train him up to peel spuds the Aldershot way in under a week.

[shaunbhoy]

- Those that never felt the need to serve in the army as they know they don't have the skills and ability(Whorty)

You're welcome

[Whorty]

There are two types of people in this world. Those that have actually served their country, and those that WISHED they had served their country.

Which one are you?

Almost right, but actually there are 3 types of people in this world ....

- Those that have actually served their country (not you)
- Those that WISHED they had served their country (you)
- Those that never felt the need to serve in the army as they know they have the skills and ability to be independent and not need to live by following orders of others (most of the rest of us)

You're welcome

[Old Greg]

he serviced the country bumpkins apparently. His part in our victory, however small (apparently NLyUK calls him fun size for a reason).

She calls you KitKat because you like four fingers inside you.

[Old Greg]

Be nice to him, he served at Checkpoint Charlie.
And then he did the washing up at Osnabruck.

Now that the prospect of a real Brexit is fading, maybe the imaginary EU superstate's imaginary army's imaginary catering corps will need an imaginary ex serviceman.

[vetran]

There are two types of people in this world. Those that have actually served their country, and those that WISHED they had served their country.

Which one are you?

he serviced the country bumpkins apparently. His part in our victory, however small (apparently NLyUK calls him fun size for a reason).

[Paddy]

Not to worry, I am sure there are counselling helplines where they can pour their little snowflake hearts out

HTH

Tell that to the UK truck drivers who will be in the poo.

[WTFH]

Pop the kettle on, spuddy. Good man.

Be nice to him, he served at Checkpoint Charlie.
And then he did the washing up at Osnabruck.