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    Today's parody threads starting with: 1 million PIes manufactured

    BBC - One million pies a month from Wellingboroough

    Per month!

    You northerners eh?


    #2
    I thought the raspberries might be selling well
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #3
      I wondered where Threaded was.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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        #4
        What with the Indian menu and now this, I'm feeling very hungry.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Risk of blackouts at highest for six years

          I must cut down my mid week drinking.

          Blackout (drug-related amnesia) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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            #6
            Risk of Black Eyes highest for six years

            Hey!! Broken nose. Play the piano


            'But I aint got no broken nose. and I cant play'

            'SMACK'


            plink plink plonk
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Risk of blackouts at highest for six years

              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Risk of Black Heads highest for six years

                The dangers of living above a kebab shop are catching up with my complexion.

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                  #9
                  The risk of six years is highest after Blackouts

                  Yer Honour. I dont remember doing it. I was bladdered.

                  and I have no idea where the sheep came from in the first place
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Risk of blackshirts at highest for six years

                    Daily Mail accused of antisemitic attack over Miliband story | The Jewish Chronicle

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