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    #21
    No one has played Risk in six years

    Sorry.



    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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      #22
      Risk of BTLets highest for six years

      Edinburgh property sales at six-year high - Edinburgh Evening News

      Aye.

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        #23
        Risk of Harrodsy threads at highest for six years



        Ouch.

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          #24
          Risk of brownouts at highest for six years

          The old man found a doner kebab in the bin on the way home from work this morning. Clear the area.

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            #25
            Maybe not

            English Defence League leader and founder Tommy Robinson has left the group, saying he has concerns over the "dangers of far-right extremism".

            The EDL organises protests across the UK against "radical Islam".

            Mr Robinson said it was still his aim to "counter Islamist ideology", although "not with violence but with better, democratic ideas".

            Several senior figures have quit, but an EDL spokesman said the group "will not die because they're walking away".

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              #26
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Some of 'em aren't dead yet.

              Does that matter?
              If they can't invoice they are dead to me.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #27
                Risk of popping out for a sandwich and missing something at highest in six years

                Just so Platypus doesn't feel left out.
                Last edited by northernladuk; 8 October 2013, 11:59.
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #28
                  for goodness sake.

                  You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to northernladuk again.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    English Defence League leader and founder Tommy Robinson has left the group, saying he has concerns over the "dangers of far-right extremism".

                    The EDL organises protests across the UK against "radical Islam".

                    Mr Robinson said it was still his aim to "counter Islamist ideology", although "not with violence but with better, democratic ideas".

                    Several senior figures have quit, but an EDL spokesman said the group "will not die because they're walking away".
                    The EDL occupies the space left by the BNP. Nick Griffin wrote 20 years ago on the election of the first BNP councillor:

                    The electors of Millwall did not back a post modernist rightist party, but what they perceived to be a strong, disciplined organisation with the ability to back up its slogan "Defend Rights for Whites" with well-directed boots and fists
                    The problem the BNP has always faced is the pull between the desire for electoral success (with its nice MEP salaries and perks) and its core supporters' desire for 'boots and fists' street fascism. When it went the way of an electoral strategy, it tried to keep the core in check with the promise of electoral breakthrough but those promises have not delivered. The EDL fills that vacuum.

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                      #30
                      Oi. It wasn't me. It was the duck-billed one.

                      I've been here hitting F5 since 8am.

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