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Today's parody threads starting with: 1 million PIes manufactured
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I wondered where Threaded was.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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What with the Indian menu and now this, I'm feeling very hungry.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Risk of blackouts at highest for six years
I must cut down my mid week drinking.
Blackout (drug-related amnesia) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaComment
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Risk of Black Eyes highest for six years
Hey!! Broken nose. Play the piano
'But I aint got no broken nose. and I cant play'
'SMACK'
plink plink plonk(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Risk of blackouts at highest for six years
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Risk of Black Heads highest for six years
The dangers of living above a kebab shop are catching up with my complexion.Comment
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The risk of six years is highest after Blackouts
Yer Honour. I dont remember doing it. I was bladdered.
and I have no idea where the sheep came from in the first place(\__/)
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Risk of blackshirts at highest for six years
Daily Mail accused of antisemitic attack over Miliband story | The Jewish ChronicleComment
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