Left versus Right B00Bie

[Xenophon]

Yeah well at least I know what the capital of Mongolia is.

Easy. M.

[Joe Black.]

Ulan Bator. Whoopie tulip. What does that prove?

NEWSFLASH!

News just in: IT contractor, Mr Mordac, publicly admits he does not understand irony or sarcasm. Sources close to him say jokes involving witty language and satirical words fly straight over the pretty head of Mr Mordac.

[Mordac]

NEWSFLASH!

News just in: IT contractor, Mr Mordac, publicly admits he does not understand irony or sarcasm. Sources close to him say jokes involving witty language and satirical words fly straight over the pretty head of Mr Mordac.

What the feck do you know about wit?

[Joe Black.]

I watch Keeping up Appearances, Good Life and comedy programs like that.

[Mordac]

Quality answer.

[Joe Black.]

Thanks. I think we can work through our issues.

[xoggoth]

Lees interested in boobies than bummy bits. No preference at all in that as I always steer right though the middle.

[DimPrawn]

Great Fat Slags quote.

"Oi! Tits first, I'm not a slag!"

[hyperD]

Not sure any of them are her real boobies...

Total Recall?

[hyperD]

Yes sireee...

I think Arnie needs to eat some more fruit and bran...