Left versus Right B00Bie

**DaveB** · 12 June 2006, 11:55

Originally posted by EternalOptimist

I have always preferred the left boobie, probably because I am right handed

Not really bothered as long as there is a chance of being smothered in the night

**Joe Black.** · 12 June 2006, 12:01

My girlfriend has had a masectomy so I don't really have much choice. We keep the chopped off one in a pickle jar in the kitchen though.

**ladymuck** · 12 June 2006, 12:14

Originally posted by Joe Black.

My girlfriend has had a masectomy so I don't really have much choice. We keep the chopped off one in a pickle jar in the kitchen though.

That's awful!

What if one boobie is bigger than the other? Do you go for the larger or the smaller one?

**wendigo100** · 12 June 2006, 12:15

I know a karate expert who prefers one bigger than the other.

**Joe Black.** · 12 June 2006, 12:16

I'd go smaller.

**Jakes Daddy** · 12 June 2006, 12:18

I think smaller is better than larger - more than a handful is a waste. Thats what I keep telling Jakes Mummy, and I expect her to uphold the same beliefs

**Mordac** · 12 June 2006, 12:34

What does it matter? They're both tits.

Ooops, wrong thread, meant to post this in Joe Black v Joe Black.

**Joe Black.** · 12 June 2006, 12:40

Yeah well at least I know what the capital of Mongolia is.

**Mordac** · 12 June 2006, 12:42

Ulan Bator. Whoopie tulip. What does that prove?

Left versus Right B00Bie