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hyperD replied

12 June 2006, 17:58
Originally posted by Fortune Green

Yes sireee...

I think Arnie needs to eat some more fruit and bran...
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hyperD replied

12 June 2006, 17:42
Not sure any of them are her real boobies...

Total Recall?
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DimPrawn replied

12 June 2006, 16:28
Great Fat Slags quote.

"Oi! Tits first, I'm not a slag!"
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xoggoth replied

12 June 2006, 16:22
Lees interested in boobies than bummy bits. No preference at all in that as I always steer right though the middle.
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Joe Black. replied

12 June 2006, 13:44
Thanks. I think we can work through our issues.
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Mordac replied

12 June 2006, 13:40
Quality answer.
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Joe Black. replied

12 June 2006, 13:36
I watch Keeping up Appearances, Good Life and comedy programs like that.
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Mordac replied

12 June 2006, 13:33
Originally posted by Joe Black.

NEWSFLASH!

News just in: IT contractor, Mr Mordac, publicly admits he does not understand irony or sarcasm. Sources close to him say jokes involving witty language and satirical words fly straight over the pretty head of Mr Mordac.

What the feck do you know about wit?
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Joe Black. replied

12 June 2006, 13:12
Originally posted by Mordac

Ulan Bator. Whoopie tulip. What does that prove?

NEWSFLASH!

News just in: IT contractor, Mr Mordac, publicly admits he does not understand irony or sarcasm. Sources close to him say jokes involving witty language and satirical words fly straight over the pretty head of Mr Mordac.
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Xenophon replied

12 June 2006, 12:42
Originally posted by Joe Black.

Yeah well at least I know what the capital of Mongolia is.

Easy. M.
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Mordac replied

12 June 2006, 12:42
Ulan Bator. Whoopie tulip. What does that prove?
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Joe Black. replied

12 June 2006, 12:40
Yeah well at least I know what the capital of Mongolia is.
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Mordac replied

12 June 2006, 12:34
What does it matter? They're both tits.

Ooops, wrong thread, meant to post this in Joe Black v Joe Black.
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Jakes Daddy replied

12 June 2006, 12:18
I think smaller is better than larger - more than a handful is a waste. Thats what I keep telling Jakes Mummy, and I expect her to uphold the same beliefs
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Joe Black. replied

12 June 2006, 12:16
I'd go smaller.
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