CUK Gating

[AtW]

I think we need some Gates and me to hold the key

[Pondlife]

NOT funny AND quite pointless.

[Clippy]

NOT funny AND quite pointless.

Just like the OP.

[northernladuk]

This entire forum is ****ed

[xoggoth]

Oh gating. I read it as dating for a mo. Anyway I'm game. Not fussy.

Did you read this one?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ith-squid.html

Sex with a dead squid! It does not say what sex it was but if it was male that's 3 perversions in one go! Necro-bestial-homosexuality. Great stuff! Obviously not going for the Guiness book of records though.

PS It wasn't me.
PPS Unfortunately.

[Drewster]

Oh gating. I read it as dating for a mo. Anyway I'm game. Not fussy.

Did you read this one?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ith-squid.html

Sex with a dead squid! It does not say what sex it was but if it was male that's 3 perversions in one go! Necro-bestial-homosexuality. Great stuff! Obviously not going for the Guiness book of records though.

PS It wasn't me.
PPS Unfortunately.

I like Necro-bestial-flagelation - Do you think I am flogging a dead horse?
I used to be into necro - until some rotten twunt split on me!

OK OK IGMC