CUK Gating

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Drewster replied

6 March 2010, 08:59
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Oh gating. I read it as dating for a mo. Anyway I'm game. Not fussy.

Did you read this one?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ith-squid.html

Sex with a dead squid! It does not say what sex it was but if it was male that's 3 perversions in one go! Necro-bestial-homosexuality. Great stuff! Obviously not going for the Guiness book of records though.

PS It wasn't me.
PPS Unfortunately.

I like Necro-bestial-flagelation - Do you think I am flogging a dead horse?
I used to be into necro - until some rotten twunt split on me!

OK OK IGMC
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xoggoth replied

5 March 2010, 20:18
Oh gating. I read it as dating for a mo. Anyway I'm game. Not fussy.

Did you read this one?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ith-squid.html

Sex with a dead squid! It does not say what sex it was but if it was male that's 3 perversions in one go! Necro-bestial-homosexuality. Great stuff! Obviously not going for the Guiness book of records though.

PS It wasn't me.
PPS Unfortunately.
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northernladuk replied

5 March 2010, 16:01
This entire forum is ****ed
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Clippy replied

5 March 2010, 15:41
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

NOT funny AND quite pointless.

Just like the OP.
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Pondlife replied

5 March 2010, 15:09
NOT funny AND quite pointless.
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AtW started a topic CUK Gating

5 March 2010, 14:48
CUK Gating

I think we need some Gates and me to hold the key
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