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    #1

    I have a confession to make

    The present MrsB is not actually "Mrs" B.

    In order to rectify this situation, and to save me from having to stop and look in jewellers windows every time we go past one, I finally got around to asking her to actually marry me.

    The silly mare said yes.

    I guess that makes me a fiance, again
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    The present MrsB is not actually "Mrs" B.

    In order to rectify this situation, and to save me from having to stop and look in jewellers windows every time we go past one, I finally got around to asking her to actually marry me.

    The silly mare said yes.

    I guess that makes me a fiance, again
    moron

    HTH
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      The present MrsB is not actually "Mrs" B.

      In order to rectify this situation, and to save me from having to stop and look in jewellers windows every time we go past one, I finally got around to asking her to actually marry me.

      The silly mare said yes.

      I guess that makes me a fiance, again
      Congrats MrB

      Ignore the bitter and twisted on here.

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        #4
        A man's life is not complete until he is married.




        And then it's over.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          What??? Not married? You deserve to burn in hellfire for all eternity.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Don't you have any mates that will talk sense into you?
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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              #7
              There are three rings to marriage:

              - the engagement ring;

              - the wedding ring;

              - the suffer ring.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                and if you are lucky

                4 the Puckered Ring

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  The present MrsB is not actually "Mrs" B.

                  In order to rectify this situation, and to save me from having to stop and look in jewellers windows every time we go past one, I finally got around to asking her to actually marry me.

                  The silly mare said yes.

                  I guess that makes me a fiance, again
                  Yay, well done!! How did you do it, anything fancy pants or just throw her the question while you watched TV?
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Yay, well done!! How did you do it, anything fancy pants or just throw her the question while you watched TV?
                    "Found" an "extra present" on Christmas Morning and then knelt down to ask while she was opening it.

                    Cheesey, but it seemed to work
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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