test please delete

[FiveTimes]

I'm closing down for the night

See ta in da mornin

[Zippy]

[NickFitz]

then its into town to take a pair of the wifes jeans back that have come un stitched

And why is the coming-apart-at-the-seamsedness of a lady's apparel a reason to trouble an honest retailer?

Surely that's what one wants - the merest touch, and all the clothes drop to the floor in a heap of stitchless fabric

[NickFitz]

going to take the kids swimming tomorrow.

Nice pali!

(I see the banana's moved again )

[NickFitz]

don't need them anymore anyway. kids take that habit away. and by the time you can use it again you don't know how to.

When I worked for Age Concern I used to visit a lady aged 91. I saved her up for first thing Monday as she cheered me up so much. As a rule, she would have been up and about for five hours by the time I rocked up at 10am

[NickFitz]

we have a christening on sunday (I'm god father) so we have to be at church for 10'ish

Turn up late and spew in the font

[NickFitz]

I feel very calm when I'm sitting on horseys. Here's to our great bay hope for 2012.

Is it just me, or does that horse have tie-dyed forelimbs?

[NickFitz]

i remember seeing my daughter do ballet for the first time - brought a tear to my eye for sure.

Did she catch you in the temple with a pirouette?

[NickFitz]

eh? she does all that and lacks confidence? don't be daft man.

WHS

[NickFitz]

mind you minime doesn't really like physical stuff. he'd much rather read or play on the computer.

FTW!