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You might want to make sure you're sitting down for this.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
vdf, for the sake of the economy of the brewery, don't go.Originally posted by voodooflux View Postthat very same pub is having an "all-you-can-eat-sausage-and-mash" evening in a couple of weeks.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It's a bit of a bombshell.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou might want to make sure you're sitting down for this.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I like them too much to ruin their business.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Postvdf, for the sake of the economy of the brewery, don't go.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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This evening, I skipped dinner.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIt's a bit of a bombshell.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Right, that should buy me enough stunned silence to solo drivel to the millennium and beyond.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThis evening, I skipped dinner.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Is she up the stick again?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou might want to make sure you're sitting down for this.
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Actually, tat sounds like a damned good venue for a TPD or CUK meet-up.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMy favourite local has Broadside, and today I was told that very same pub is having an "all-you-can-eat-sausage-and-mash" evening in a couple of weeks.
Decent beer and loads of good British manfood.
Any chance of some more details?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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They do that, don't they? They don't like giving out all the sympathy and missing out themselves.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI just made a couple of rather splendid "hot toddys" for me and the missus (who appears to have picked up whatever I have).My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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SO long as there's plenty of lemon. And honey. And brandy and/or Scotch. Or, better still, replace the water with port.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHot water, brandy, honey, lemon, cinnamon, ginger. Yumski.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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