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Bliss.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
and so to bed night night
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tulip, shower, shave and shampoo.Originally posted by DS23 View Posttime for the three s's.
That's 3 esses.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The thought had occurred to me.Originally posted by DS23 View Postyou could always delete them.
I have been looking for a reason to learn Python. I could write something in that to hunt down my posts and remove them.
I have also install the iOpus iMacros that someone recommended; I have been looking for a macro to write to try it out. That would do the trick too.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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One of the 426 fake reasons the previous letting agents invented to withhold our last deposit was "Chew marks on cupboard door".Originally posted by DS23 View Postpuppy is really starting to chew. everything.
This was the bottom of a cupboard door in the utility room. I had never noticed it; it was indeed a bit nibbled.
The nasty bitch from the letting agent demanded to know how I had done it.
I was too busy trying to select between all the answers that immediately occurred to me of say any of them.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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She went into one about "keeping pets is against the contract" and "irresponsible tenants".
When she finally shut the feck up, I pointed out the 12 page inventory (12 pages, FFS) said "chew marks on cupboard door".
"Harrumph!"
She then tried to break the blind on the window, but failed.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Wouldn't the lager have made the pizza a bit soggy?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHome-made mushroom, pineapple, ham and black olive pizza. With hindsight, I should have put some herbs on.
With a teeny drop of lager.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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