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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    came back from work to the old flat pack routine.
    Bliss.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      and so to bed night night

      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Bliss.
        exactly what i said and felt.

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          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          and so to bed night night

          goodnight nora!

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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            time for the three s's.
            tulip, shower, shave and shampoo.

            That's 3 esses.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              you could always delete them.
              The thought had occurred to me.

              I have been looking for a reason to learn Python. I could write something in that to hunt down my posts and remove them.

              I have also install the iOpus iMacros that someone recommended; I have been looking for a macro to write to try it out. That would do the trick too.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                puppy is really starting to chew. everything.
                One of the 426 fake reasons the previous letting agents invented to withhold our last deposit was "Chew marks on cupboard door".

                This was the bottom of a cupboard door in the utility room. I had never noticed it; it was indeed a bit nibbled.

                The nasty bitch from the letting agent demanded to know how I had done it.

                I was too busy trying to select between all the answers that immediately occurred to me of say any of them.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  i think i need one of those s's sooner rather than later....

                  later

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                    She went into one about "keeping pets is against the contract" and "irresponsible tenants".

                    When she finally shut the feck up, I pointed out the 12 page inventory (12 pages, FFS) said "chew marks on cupboard door".

                    "Harrumph!"

                    She then tried to break the blind on the window, but failed.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Home-made mushroom, pineapple, ham and black olive pizza. With hindsight, I should have put some herbs on.

                      With a teeny drop of lager.
                      Wouldn't the lager have made the pizza a bit soggy?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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