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As long as it doesn't reduce the shade available to the chickens - they aren't supposed to lay pre-fried eggs, much as you might appreciate such a capabilityOriginally posted by voodooflux View Post<Wilmslow>
Just had a neighbour round to ask us if we'd mind chopping down a Eucalyptus tree in our back garden as it's blocking his Sky dish. He has a point actually - it is pretty massive. And the best part is he'll go 50/50 on any costs.
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Typical honeymoon couple - too busy drivelling away to each other to drivel to the rest of humanity, thank GodOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostEvening all
Sorry I have not been drivelling much recently.....
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The snails were out in force tonight - I did my best to avoid them, but I have a feeling one or two didn't cope too well with the sudden transition to homelessness
The simultaneous transition to flatness probably didn't help... honestly, I try to avoid them, but they really shouldn't be on the pavement at that time of night - they're very hard to see under street lighting whose power is diminished by the shadows of rhododendra and suchlike shrubs
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That "history of Facebook" rubbish is on Radio 4 again... he received an email:
"Hey Mark, we need a developer with PHP and SQL and, hopefully, JavaScript..."

Fsckin hell, Zuckerburg must be a totally l33t h4ck0r if he's getting invitations like that in 2003...
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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