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Thanx.. Just what I need...Originally posted by DS23 View Post<rolls in trolley of piping hot tea & coffee, fresh orange juice & danish pastries>
[Sound of swallowing last bite of Bacon Butty]
Mmmmm Latte.......
Does anyone mind if I take a croissant and a Belgiun Bun.....Comment
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No you fat bastard, you carry on.Originally posted by Drewster View PostThanx.. Just what I need...
[Sound of swallowing last bite of Bacon Butty]
Mmmmm Latte.......
Does anyone mind if I take a croissant and a Belgiun Bun.....Comment
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Banana on toast for me
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by DS23 View Post<pats couch>
<tpd'rs put pipes into mouths, cross legs, open notebooks and peer at 5x>
can you tell tpd why?I suppose it could get better, taking wifey to watch/listen to take that tonight.Originally posted by Drewster View PostMorning all
Come on 5T.. chin up... it could be a lot worse..........

Team meeting @ 10. could be interesting
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And that counts as getting better? Bloody hell man, how much worse can it be?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI suppose it could get better, taking wifey to watch/listen to take that tonight.
Team meeting @ 10. could be interesting
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI suppose it could get better, taking wifey to watch/listen to take that tonight.5T - Sorry mate... It was very calous and thoughtless of me to belittle your unhappyness/depression. I just didn't realise how bad it was...Originally posted by DaveB View PostAnd that counts as getting better? Bloody hell man, how much worse can it be?
Seeing/hearing "Take That"..... my deepest, deepest sympathies... If there is anything I can do (eg Load the gun) just let me know....Comment
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