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All my meetings are like thatOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostSomebody's called a meeting where we can offer our insights into a subject of which I know absolutely nothing.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThat's probably why he was making sure his dongle was in working order

I suspect you're correct.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI think the lustee is far more interested in his personality. But you are probably right.....
She shows precious little interest in my body...
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Have you shown it to her?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostShe shows precious little interest in my body...
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Er, no... I don't want to get sacked for indecent exposure...Originally posted by DaveB View PostHave you shown it to her?
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A demonstration of his dongle, that's what she needs.Originally posted by DaveB View PostHave you shown it to her?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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sausage and mashOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostWhat's for lunch today?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostT4 next Tuesday with a horde of other people...
I don't feel confident that this is going anywhere. At all...

It doesn't have to go anywhere. Just dont turn her down. Even if she wants you to lick cream off her body......Comment
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With onion gravy?Originally posted by Bear View Postsausage and mashWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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