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[BrowneIssue]

fantastic. you lucky bastard! i love curry. hot in and hot out. you're gonna burn on the morrow.

Maybe that's the real reason the <wotnot> was invented.

Where <wotnot> is that funny thing in posh bathrooms that your mum said are for washing your feet but are clearly not.

Oh yes.

Bidet.

[BrowneIssue]

i'm partial to guinness too.

Aren't we all.

But would you have pickled eggs with it?

[DS23]

later that evening the next door neighbour stabbed our football.

[BrowneIssue]

got a fire extinguisher in the toilet?

No, but we do have a shower head on a six foot long hose.

And I think removing the shower head from the hose may be in order.

[DS23]

because his grandmother was trying to sleep.

[DS23]

No, but we do have a shower head on a six foot long hose.

And I think removing the shower head from the hose may be in order.

a home made enema.

i tried that once. never again.

[BrowneIssue]

only ever had one curry too hot to eat. by god it was a warm one. i had to visit the gents to howl. not hurl - howl. it was so hot i needed to scream rather too loud for normal table etiquette.

Class.

The curry shop at the top of Enfield Town did a Double Chilli Tindaloo Phall With Extra Chilli. It took them some years to develop it and it required the assistance of hundreds of Enfield lads full of beer to help them get it just so.

I was one of those proud lads.

I've done my bit for British Cordon Marron Cuisine.

[BrowneIssue]

later that evening the next door neighbour stabbed our football.

An interesting example of a mental health issue becoming apparent.


Jeeezusss, that one burned.

[BrowneIssue]

because his grandmother was trying to sleep.

I see.

Granny can't sleep ---> kill the football.

[DS23]

egg and guinness? hmmm. not in it but i could do it on the side.