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[DaveB]

you will undoubtedly hear me reciting this melody

[DaveB]

<big finish, orchestral backing, dramatic staging etc etc >

[DaveB]

indicate the way to my abode.

[DaveB]

Thank you, thank you. You've been a wonderfull audiance, you really have!

[BrowneIssue]

Show me the way to go home.

Do your elephant impression to the Receptionist.

[BrowneIssue]

Where I lay my head is home

Shirley?

hat

Shirley?

[BrowneIssue]

indicate the way to my abode.

[BrowneIssue]

Thank you, thank you. You've been a wonderfull audiance, you really have!

More!

Encore!

Gerrim off!

[zeitghost]

Always look on the bright side of life...

[zeitghost]

Pubs on other planets? Pah! Once you're outside Britain you've got to stick to the lager, really.

I have NEVER had a decent real ale served me in any of the pubs I have been to off-planet. Not even the promise of "But we've got a guest ale on next week..."

I have NEVER had any beer server to me at anything like a sensible temperature in any bar I have been to off-planet, never mind the pubs.

And how many pubs are there in the CAMRA guide that are off-planet, eh? I'll tell you. Bugger all, that's how many.

Bloody aliens. They haven't a clue. Not a single Cask Marque amongst the entire universe* of them.

Even Zeity's had to come down here to get a decent supply of brains to experiment upon.


*Admittedly, I am making an assumption. I have yet to visit a pub outside the Mily Way, but I'm confident.

Stay off the Blood Wine and the Romulan Ale & you'll be ok.