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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    I brought two Pink Ladies and a Red Delicious today with me today. And a banana.
    Of which I only have the two Pink Ladies left.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Of which I only have the two Pink Ladies left.
      I'm having a fry-up for breakfast so you can f**k your pink ladies!

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        I'm having a fry-up for breakfast so you can f**k your pink ladies!
        Bastard!

        F**king Pink Ladies...< mind wanders >
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          It takes years of study and self-denial to reach the pinnacle of one's chosen career.

          Self-sacrifice, endless personal development and a continuous striving for that Next Thing. Nights spent red-eyed of reference material, text books, the latest research papers.

          We are blessed to have among us one of the greatest minds in bleeding-edge electronics.

          Behold, and sit agape in awe:

          We're not worthy!


          It's so nice to be appreciated...

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            I think I may have to do that to the photocopier/printer/scanner thingie across the way next...

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              FEck.

              Here's an esteemed customer...

              Bollow.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                flip.

                Here's an esteemed customer...

                Bollow.
                Is that Druid for "Bollox"?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  I brought two Pink Ladies and a Red Delicious today with me today. And a banana.
                  It sounds like you're making a vegetarian porn film.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    I'm having a fry-up for breakfast so you can f**k your pink ladies!
                    It sounds like you're too busy to participate in his vegetarian porn film.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Bastard F**king Pink Ladies...< mind wanders >
                      Is that the script for your vegetarian porn film?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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