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Git.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWot?
Now spill the beans you bloody Lizard or we'll set CM on you, without the paddle.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post#170300
BrowneIssue
Contractor Among Contractors
century

Thank you.
I fell asleep.
I've had two really bad nights (kept waking up for fear of oversleeping and Mrs BI leaping out of bed with cramp). I am knackered.
And now I have a damn sore neck too.Last edited by BrowneIssue; 14 May 2009, 16:18.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostStuff the PIC Programming, we want to know what happened with the Lustee
Never mind the PIC Programming, we want you to stuff the Lustee
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI shall discuss the situation with her tomorrow...

She'll have gone home, all hurt from rejection.
She'll weep herself to sleep into her pillow with nothing but a bumper pack of cheap chocolate, 3 bottles of red wine, a teddy and a Neil Diamond DVD for company.
Then she'll wake up feeling strong and independent and determined to face the world with a stiff back and an armoured heart.
She will be cold and hard tomorrow. Betcha.
Solution: get yer claws on a rip-off pirate release on DVD tonight and tell her you have a private screening tomorrow evening... optimal lighting... quality ice cream... quality 'refreshments'... perhaps a light meal to follow... no need to go out to eat...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Byeee


Oh. He's gone.
Oh dear.
I was born a nerd.
That might mean I know nothing about women, but it does mean I do know all about rejection.
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Except I wouldn't opt for a Neil Diamond CD.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI do know all about rejection.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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