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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Did you see that documentary where a chap followed a bunch of chimps around... The chimps decided he was lost...
    There's a lovely bit of film about a bloke filming a pride of lions from within a hide.

    He sets up a tent and films them for a couple of weeks. He goes to immense lengths to make sure they never see or smell him.

    One day the pride are lounging about in the sun. The dominant male lazily gets up and starts walking toward his tent, in a sort of roundabout way. When within a few feet it sticks its head into the tent, looks him up and down, looks at the equipment, gives him the sort of contemptible snort only a cat would do, and wanders back to the pride and lies down again.

    They had clearly known he was there for some time, probably days.

    There was no commentary in this part of the film, but you could smell his underpants...
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      There's a lovely bit of film about a bloke filming a pride of lions from within a hide.

      He sets up a tent and films them for a couple of weeks. He goes to immense lengths to make sure they never see or smell him.

      One day the pride are lounging about in the sun. The dominant male lazily gets up and starts walking toward his tent, in a sort of roundabout way. When within a few feet it sticks its head into the tent, looks him up and down, looks at the equipment, gives him the sort of contemptible snort only a cat would do, and wanders back to the pride and lies down again.

      They had clearly known he was there for some time, probably days.

      There was no commentary in this part of the film, but you could smell his underpants...
      I don't blame him. When you see a big cat up close you realise just how powerful they must be. Impressive creatures.

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Hey
        Hey to you too!

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Don't let BI hear you say that - he doesn't like "coincidences"
          Certainly not ones that smell of fish.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            I don't blame him. When you see a big cat up close you realise just how powerful they must be. Impressive creatures.
            There's a Wallaby at Chester Zoo that'd take a Lion. I'm sure it's Chuck Norris' bastard love child!

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              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              I don't blame him. When you see a big cat up close you realise just how powerful they must be. Impressive creatures.
              The White Tigers at the West Midlands Safari Park are awesome creatures, and absolutely massive.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                There's a Wallaby at Chester Zoo that'd take a Lion. I'm sure it's Chuck Norris' bastard love child!
                Chuck Norris and a wallaby? That's a scary thought, and also a bit .

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                  The FaQ, he's back!
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                    I don't have the dedication of Brown Issue to go back and read every post.
                    Browne
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Browne
                      Jackson

                      Ah, this isn't the Word Association thread is it
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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