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Better by far
For Cranium, R
To smell of chlorine
But have a clean duck
or something like that
There once was a mouldy duckling.
His insides all smelly and black.
All the bathtime toys
Would make such a noise
Of "Cack! Oh cack!
A smelly crack!"
They were such bad killjoys.
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