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Would it help to visualise it as bits of pickled rat brain?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
I'm off to the Instrument Store...
I may never return if the heap collapses...

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9,000 TPD posts.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI've acquired another samosa for later.
You should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.
Well done!


Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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It's not right, is it?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDon't these people know I've got important surfing to do? I'm not here to w**k...
I'm sure they don't pay you enough for that kind of treatment.
Lulled into a role in academia and then tasked with activities? Appalling.
You dont get teachers putting up with that kind of rubbish, oh no.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Well done VF
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It was quite surreal. I can only think it was thrown together at a table in the tea-bar in Broadcasting House one lunchtime by a chance gathering of celebrities and technicians.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI don't think "strange" quite sums up its oddness really...
I refuse to believe it was written and planned.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Thank you most kindly, great scaly one.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post



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The newbies in question will have to retrieve it from my cold, dead hands.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post*subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Are you planting saplings to replace the trees you're chopping down?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostQuietly gets the chainsaw out to chop down another two trees...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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