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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Don't tell my Dad, but the reason he had to send his first ever colour telly back was because I had been learning about oscilloscopes in physics. I dismantled something for the magnets and wrecked the colour telly playing with moving the image around.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Hmm. What a good idea.

      Perhaps the UN should hold a COnvention that says:

      "All lurking snipers must wave immediately before taking out a millennium."
      Accompanied with a shout of "coo-ee!"
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        What good fortune you are having today!

        £50 and a millennium! Have 50 bananananas to help you celebrate:
        Very kind, it has indeed been a good morning. I may have to bring myself back down to earth by doing some w*rk in a bit.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Another 9K milestone imminent
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Very kind, it has indeed been a good morning. I may have to bring myself back down to earth by doing some w*rk in a bit.
            Nah.

            Go get a ClientCo sausage roll and keep on posting.

            Then it will be lunch time.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              BrilloPad 20,791
              zeitghost 16,182
              cailin maith 12,289
              Diver 11,057
              DS23 10,002
              TheFaQQer 9,628
              NickFitz 9,354
              BrowneIssue 9,114
              voodooflux 8,994

              Another 9K milestone imminent
              Oo-er.,. You're catching me up.

              Must drivel, must drivel...
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Unforseen Consequences

                They havge just changed the rules about eating at your desk here. It used to be that you were not allowed to eat anything at your desk apart from snacks. Now they are allowing people to eat sandwiches and other cold food at their desk, hot food must still be consumed in the canteen.

                As a result I have now eaten my sandwiches and will end up going to the canteen anyway in an hour or so as I will be hungry again.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Nah.

                  Go get a ClientCo sausage roll and keep on posting.

                  Then it will be lunch time.
                  Excellent advice, which I have duly heeded. Whilst browsing the sausage rolls on offer, one in particular was calling to me. There was something quite spellbinding about the way the light glistened off the grease on that particular one, and I knew I had to have it.

                  I only purchased one today though - one of the PM's here is supposedly bringing in some samosas, and I need to leave some room for those *and* my sandwiches.

                  I have turned down an invitation to attend ClientCo Curry Thursday in the canteen today though.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    As a result I have now eaten my sandwiches and will end up going to the canteen anyway in an hour or so as I will be hungry again.
                    I don't see the problem
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      one of the PM's here is supposedly bringing in some samosas, and I need to leave some room for those *and* my sandwiches.
                      Result - four vegetable samosas and two onion baghis
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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