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especially seeing as no young Swedish blondes with great legs and short skirts have come wandering in offering to work for me for nothing more than the pleasure of doing so and learning some new skills at the same time.
especially seeing as no young Swedish blondes with great legs and short skirts have come wandering in offering to work for me for nothing more than the pleasure of doing so and learning some new skills at the same time.
What skills were you planning to teach them
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?
grabs clipboard and pen...
"Ahem! Excuse me miss. Random Health & Safety checks. Sorry, but it has to be done. Now, could you point out the nearest fire exit, please?"
<mmm, watch her swivel>
"Thank you, miss". Tick the sheet.
"Now would you be so kind as to say 'fire, fire, fire' but as you might when setting off the alarm but please just say it, no need to shout.
<mmm, listen to that Nordic accent. Watch the bottom lip wobble on the 'f'>
"Thank you, miss". Tick the sheet.
"Now the manual handling. I would like you to pick up this pen as if it were a large box."
<drop pen on floor> <mmm. cop that eyeful>
"Ahem. Than you miss, now if you'll excuse me, I must now check the facilities..."
<run to Gents...>
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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