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I once saw a movie about a secretary keeping her boss happy. I think it might have been one of those "workplace information films" or something. Although I'm sure I'd seen the fella as a washing machine repairman in another film.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Sir, your mind is a sewer. I'm quite sure you wouldn't catch me doing something like that. Oh no.Originally posted by DaveB View PostYoud have to train them in manual handling as well.
And make sure they knew how to pick up those boxes. - Legs together, knees straight, bend from the waist
I'd be hiding in the Gents...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Amazing, things turn smutty and CM turns upOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
Was your spider sense tingling?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Was that a luvvin' request?Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Bear is in need of some 'light relief'...
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Something obviously wasOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostAmazing, things turn smutty and CM turns up
Was your spider sense tingling?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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And it all goes quiet...."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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