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Well, earlier than usualOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postearly bed tonight then.
right I'm off for a glass of vino

Enjoy
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My head hurts.
I started drinking beer at about mid-day ish 'cos we were bottling beer this morning.
This afternoon and evening we've been bottling wine and testing it as we go Meanwhile I have continued drinking beer.
Did I mention my head hurts?
Beer and white wine and beer and red wine and beer and country wine and beer.
Never mind. It'll be dinner time soon.
I wonder if there is any correlation between not having eaten and having a headache? Maybe hunger causes headaches.
Yes. That must be it.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Your logic is impeccableOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI wonder if there is any correlation between not having eaten and having a headache? Maybe hunger causes headaches.
Yes. That must be it.
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We had chicken risotto for tea.
Ooh, I'm full.
It was very nice.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I've had more beer and my headache is gone.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYour logic is impeccable
So, either I was right, or beer cures headaches.
More research required, methinks...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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For example, Enfield is in Middlesex according to the residents. And always will be.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAs people adjust things, the system will gradually get closer to what people think, as opposed to what the database says.
Although the government thought they'd got rid of Middlesex.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Was it tay?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostClosing time at the FMB bar and there's some chav in there who keeps looking over at me and smiling - and not in a friendly way, more an "I know you and you shouldn't be happy about that" kind of way.
When he wandered off briefly one of the doormen asked me "Is he a friend of yours? Cos he keeps staring at you."
I assured him that I didn't remember ever seeing the chap before. He then took to following the guy around. Said guy started striking up conversations with groups of people that he didn't know as a way of hanging around the place as everybody was leaving.
Anyway, while he was still wittering with a couple of people still left there, I figured "Wotever" and left. The doorman who was hanging around the door, keeping an eye on his colleague keeping an eye on the chap, sounded unusually sombre as he bade me goodnight.
I still don't know what it might all be about.
Still, if it happens to be anything to do with all the recent shenanigans, they can fsck off and die.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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That explains Black Label.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI'll do a Carling and go for a "wee" as wellDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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