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    #145771
    And on a positive note, just heard that the highly suspect strategic plan for 2009 that I knocked up in 5 mins last week has been accepted without question
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #145772
      As a work of speculative fiction it was right up there with the last budget.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #145773
        And basically means I can do what the hell I like for the next 12 months
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #145774
          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          Your in!

          Now I just need someone with enough intelligence, charm, ingenuity, talent and pure grafting skills to get a business set up from scratch on nil budget to a very tight timeline given very challenging market conditions and some significant hurdles to overcome whilst only really referring to me for guidance and steering on issues.

          Hmmmmm

          Oh.....and they need to work for next to nothing!!
          I can make cake too
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #145775
            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            Wow! Fast fingers Dave!!
            Anyone for smut?
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #145776
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Anyone for smut?
              Friction Burns
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #145777
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                Friction Burns
                That'll be too fast Dave, too fast.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #145778
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  I know that you're <ahem> vertically challenged, but still - under 4'6!!!

                  That's into Ronnie Corbett territory.






                  El FaQQer

                  got
                  a
                  00
                  152,900

                  !!!
                  !!!

                  Merely for completeness or something

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                    #145779
                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Which was a great episode of BTVS
                    Someone I worked with once refused to watch that one, as he didn't think that it was in keeping with how they would behave.

                    And consequently missed out on some important revelations.

                    I have the soundtrack CD, too.
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                      #145780
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Snowing quite heavily again now
                      All gone!

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