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    #142561
    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
    You really are unbelievable!!
    Lady VF, is that you?
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #142562
      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      < must not make joke about touching the sides >
      Oh go on, you know you want to really.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #142563
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Foiled again. Typical, the hardworking permie puts in all the effort and some fly by night spiv of a contractor takes all the credit
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        VF
        Yep, thats about right.

        Couldn't be me - because we all know only two things fly at night. Bats and tw@ts. I ain't no bat.....

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          #142564
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Oh go on, you know you want to really.
          No, no, I really mustn't. I might get into trouble and CM would paddle me.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #142565
            Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
            Yep, thats about right.

            Couldn't be me - because we all know only two things fly at night. Bats and tw@ts. I ain't no bat.....
            Phew, for a moment I thought you were going to direct that at me
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #142566
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              No, no, I really mustn't. I might get into trouble and CM would paddle me.


              Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
              Yep, thats about right.

              Couldn't be me - because we all know only two things fly at night. Bats and tw@ts. I ain't no bat.....
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #142567
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                No, no, I really mustn't. I might get into trouble and CM would paddle me.
                <Mrs Doyle>

                Ah go on. Go on, go on, go on.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #142568
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Ah go on. Go on, go on, go on.
                  No need now, mission accomplished
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #142569
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    <Mrs Doyle>

                    Ah go on. Go on, go on, go on.
                    I love Mrs Doyle... we had a Mrs Doyle moment at home at Christmas.. the dog, didn't want anything to eat and Mammy was just like Mrs Doyle... ah now, you'll have a sandwich won't you? What about a ham sandwich? How about with cheese?

                    Fu*cking hell Ma, he doesn't want a sandwich!!
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #142570
                      Break time over. Laters folks.

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