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    #id
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    When my wife first met me, I had a great recipe. but she banned it.

    Take a large saucepan. throw in a tin of baked beans (or Tomatoes) add 2 sausages, 4 rashers of bacon, 3 eggs, 4 slices of black pudding. 1/2 a punnet of mushrooms.
    Bring to the boil and simmer for 15 minutes.
    Grab a tea-towel and a spoon, 3 slices of buttered bread.
    Place saucepan on lap (use towel for insulation)
    Watch telly and enjoy your meal.

    Better than a pot noodle

    That's class that is
    Sounds like a breakfast paella to me. Minimal washing up too.

    Actually, when a bachelor, most of my meals were like that. I used to do a spag bol that required one pan and one fork to cook and eat. And a curry. Her Ladyship doesn't approve of them either.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #id
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      #149800
      NickFitz
      Super poster

      century

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        #id
        Looks like I will miss the 150k......

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          #id
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Looks like I will miss the 150k......
          How so? With a concerted drivel we should be there in no time.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #id
            <spam>

            Passer by: Why Sockpuppet is that a new sig?
            Sockpuppet: Hot damn it sure is!
            Passer by: Well I'll be...


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              #id
              Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
              <spam>

              Passer by: Why Sockpuppet is that a new sig?
              Sockpuppet: Hot damn it sure is!
              Passer by: Well I'll be...


              <spam>
              I'm sensing there's a subliminal message in there somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on it. It's as though I'm being asked to look at something...

              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #id
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                <spam>

                Passer by: Why Sockpuppet is that a new sig?
                Sockpuppet: Hot damn it sure is!
                Passer by: Well I'll be...


                <spam>
                We might never see you again

                Where do I sign the sponsership?
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Oi CM, this whole kid thing, I've been thinking...
                  Have you too gone and secretly got married?

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                    #id
                    Christ, this toothache is awful.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      Have you too gone and secretly got married?
                      No and we aren't pregnant either, for the record.
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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