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Oh go on, you know you want to really.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post< must not make joke about touching the sides >"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostFoiled again. Typical, the hardworking permie puts in all the effort and some fly by night spiv of a contractor takes all the credit
Yep, thats about right.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
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Couldn't be me - because we all know only two things fly at night. Bats and tw@ts. I ain't no bat.....
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No, no, I really mustn't. I might get into trouble and CM would paddle me.Originally posted by DaveB View PostOh go on, you know you want to really.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Phew, for a moment I thought you were going to direct that at meOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostYep, thats about right.
Couldn't be me - because we all know only two things fly at night. Bats and tw@ts. I ain't no bat.....
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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<Mrs Doyle>Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNo, no, I really mustn't. I might get into trouble and CM would paddle me.
Ah go on. Go on, go on, go on."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View Post<Mrs Doyle>
Ah go on. Go on, go on, go on.
I love Mrs Doyle... we had a Mrs Doyle moment at home at Christmas.. the dog, didn't want anything to eat and Mammy was just like Mrs Doyle... ah now, you'll have a sandwich won't you? What about a ham sandwich? How about with cheese?
Fu*cking hell Ma, he doesn't want a sandwich!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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