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You pretended not to know.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSomekind of geek speak.... I didn't get it either.... even after they explained it to me.
When a man pretends to be stupid they get my respect. When a woman does it its dangerous!Comment
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She was clearly totally mad. nearly as bad as b**.b** ......Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI lost what little I had about 15 years ago when a woman I asked out compared me unfavourably with a lame duck...
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHowever, a woman I told about this felt so sorry for me that she shagged me senseless for nearly a year...
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Add 8 years for Mrs BP thenOriginally posted by zeitghost View Posthttp://www.metro.co.uk/lifestyle/art...4&in_a_source=
Loved this bit... ROTF...
"Add four years to your life for good sex.
People who orgasm twice a week are half as likely to die from heart disease. Women who don't have a fulfilling sex life because their partner suffers from premature ejaculation or impotence are more likely to have a heart attack. "
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Best of luck with it......Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
Morning all - survived the flight with no ill effects.
Now, just need to survive the client!!
Meeting in a minute to go through the issues and see what needs fixing, by whom, and how quickly.Comment
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I already had mine. I got my shoes cleaned at Liverpool Street station while I was out.......Originally posted by voodooflux View PostLunchtime FTW
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