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 You pretended not to know.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSomekind of geek speak.... I didn't get it either.... even after they explained it to me.
 
 When a man pretends to be stupid they get my respect. When a woman does it its dangerous!Comment
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 She was clearly totally mad. nearly as bad as b**.b** ......Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI lost what little I had about 15 years ago when a woman I asked out compared me unfavourably with a lame duck... Comment
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 Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHowever, a woman I told about this felt so sorry for me that she shagged me senseless for nearly a year...  top story top story  Comment
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 Add 8 years for Mrs BP thenOriginally posted by zeitghost View Posthttp://www.metro.co.uk/lifestyle/art...4&in_a_source=
 
 Loved this bit... ROTF...
 
 "Add four years to your life for good sex.
 People who orgasm twice a week are half as likely to die from heart disease. Women who don't have a fulfilling sex life because their partner suffers from premature ejaculation or impotence are more likely to have a heart attack. "  Comment
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 Best of luck with it......Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post 
 
 Morning all - survived the flight with no ill effects.
 
 Now, just need to survive the client!!
 
 Meeting in a minute to go through the issues and see what needs fixing, by whom, and how quickly.Comment
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 I already had mine. I got my shoes cleaned at Liverpool Street station while I was out.......Originally posted by voodooflux View PostLunchtime FTW Comment
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