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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I think she meant to PM Churchill, but ended up posting on TPD by accident.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI'm not sure I've read that properly but did you ask for someone to rub off on you ?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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God loves a trierOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
Oh monkey..... aren't you just the little Chancer?

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There's a contract on Jobserve that I'm brooding over...
It's sixty miles away along a road notorious for serious accidents. Google reckons it's a ninety minute drive, assuming one makes it. As I'm on the wrong side of the city, add in another fifteen minutes (absolute minimum) for getting through town.
The description of the role is couched entirely in permy terms like "joining a company" and "be part of a dynamic world-class organisation" - although that could just be the pimp failing to understand the way contracting works, I suppose
Hmm...
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I wonder if you put spaces in between you could insert a delay and therefore create a tune.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHe's right you knowl...
And if you do ^G^G^G^G
You'll get 4...
Jingle Bells, perhaps
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Nope.Originally posted by ControlG View PostI wonder if you put spaces in between you could insert a delay and therefore create a tune.
Jingle Bells, perhaps
The CLI sees the spaces and just does one BEEP...
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Aaagh, now I've pushed it down posting in the binary counting threadOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostTPD not on top of LR in the middle of the afternoon?
Shocking
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Have you gone for it Nick?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThere's a contract on Jobserve that I'm brooding over...
It's sixty miles away along a road notorious for serious accidents. Google reckons it's a ninety minute drive, assuming one makes it. As I'm on the wrong side of the city, add in another fifteen minutes (absolute minimum) for getting through town.
The description of the role is couched entirely in permy terms like "joining a company" and "be part of a dynamic world-class organisation" - although that could just be the pimp failing to understand the way contracting works, I suppose
Hmm...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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LOL - once VF, HC et al notice a 00 is looming it'll be back up thereOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostTPD not on top of LR in the middle of the afternoon?
Shocking
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard ShawComment
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