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    What, I wonder, shall my next project be?

    Though there's so little left of this year (2 days and 2.5 days next week) that I won't have much time to get very far with it...

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      Morning Monkey

      Morning sweety zeity
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Morning all

        Someone emitted a stunningly foul fart on the train this morning.

        And no, it wasn't me, though I suspect the woman sitting next to me thought that it was...
        SallyAnne had the raging skitters last night, perhaps it's the aftermath, was she on your train?

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          Morning Bazza.

          What's the temperature in the office today?

          It's a balmy 20 deg C here at the moment....

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            I don't know whether to be happy or not today.

            I'm not in tomorrow

            but I'm going christmas shopping with wifey tomorrow

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              What, I wonder, shall my next project be?

              Though there's so little left of this year (2 days and 2.5 days next week) that I won't have much time to get very far with it...
              Might I suggest a device for detecting the source of a methane emission?

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                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                SallyAnne had the raging skitters last night, perhaps it's the aftermath, was she on your train?
                If she was the statuesque blonde woman sitting next to me whose bones I'd love to rattle, maybe so...

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                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Might I suggest a device for detecting the source of a methane emission?
                  This particular one was ripe with hydrogen sulphide etc.... particularly foul & long lasting.

                  Smelled rather like a Brains SA fart.

                  p.s. I've actually got a combustible gas detector, for reasons that escape me.

                  It detects farts a treat...

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    If she was the statuesque blonde woman sitting next to me whose bones I'd love to rattle, maybe so...
                    Interesting that you had to ensure that "woman" appeared in that sentence, did you think that we would assume it could be anything else?

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Morning Bazza.

                      What's the temperature in the office today?

                      It's a balmy 20 deg C here at the moment....
                      The temp is "fu*king freezing"!!!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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