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Knicker elastic?Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostThe stuff with the elastic??? Stuff of legend that is you know!
Oh boy, I could tell you all a story about Saturday Night and underwear but I would get my bollox stoved in, seriously!

It involves a hotel bedroom, a hotel bar and a "Whiskey and Dry"!Comment
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Its all a bit frantic at clientco! After today 8 days until I get 2 weeks off. I am focusing on that : and trying hard to think of the money......Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHi BEL
Hi Scourer - I'm OK thanks. You all right?
Any word on that job from Friday? Did I miss a post?Comment
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Ahem......Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostThe stuff with the elastic??? Stuff of legend that is you know!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Thats funny - I could tell a tale or two too.... but I also have been suitably threatened.Originally posted by Churchill View PostKnicker elastic?
Oh boy, I could tell you all a story about Saturday Night and underwear but I would get my bollox stoved in, seriously!

It involves a hotel bedroom, a hotel bar and a "Whiskey and Dry"!
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Just PM us instead.......Originally posted by Churchill View PostKnicker elastic?
Oh boy, I could tell you all a story about Saturday Night and underwear but I would get my bollox stoved in, seriously!

It involves a hotel bedroom, a hotel bar and a "Whiskey and Dry"!Comment
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Definitely not - an iMac isn't a laptopOriginally posted by Churchill View PostI was thinking about an iMac for a certain little girl who needs a new laptop. Would you recommend?
MacBook FTW!
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostKnicker elastic?
Oh boy, I could tell you all a story about Saturday Night and underwear but I would get my bollox stoved in, seriously!

It involves a hotel bedroom, a hotel bar and a "Whiskey and Dry"!
Christ..... and I'm supposed to be the one with the big gob!!

My shame will, I am sure, be posted on TPD in due course....Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Makes a change from all leather. Or going commando......Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostThe stuff with the elastic??? Stuff of legend that is you know!Comment
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I was going to say that, but I knew somebody else would be the TPD Pedant.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostDefinitely not - an iMac isn't a laptop
MacBook FTW!
As opposed to being the TPD Pendant. That is CM.Comment
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