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I'd better go make sure that No.1 is settling down to sleep. He likes his late nights the weekend.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Dunno what you're on aboutOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostUh-huh - was that to get you out of trouble with The Lady when you drank the last of it the other night?
That boy go raaaaaaa
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No, she's not a fan of that.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDoes she like Star Trek too?That boy go raaaaaaa
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How old is he ?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'd better go make sure that No.1 is settling down to sleep. He likes his late nights the weekend.That boy go raaaaaaa
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After 9-11, George W Bush visited New York and was shown the devastation at Ground Zero. He then went over to the barriers lined with sightseers and started working his way down the line, shaking hands and offering words of reassurance. He came to a British tourist and, shaking his hand, asked "Where do you come from?"Originally posted by voodooflux View PostReminds me of a tramp I once saw wondering around Wolverhampton with his one eyed trouser snake hanging out from his ill-fitting trousers. At least I assumed he was a tramp - maybe that's normal for Wolverhampton?
"I'm from Wolverhampton" said the tourist.
Dubya, confused, said "Wolverhampton? I don't know that place - what state is it in?"
Glancing at the ruins of the Twin Towers, the tourist replied "Much like this really."Comment
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Right need another glass...That boy go raaaaaaa
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Ah, she'll never be a true geek then.Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostNo, she's not a fan of that.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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