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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAfter 9-11, George W Bush visited New York and was shown the devastation at Ground Zero. He then went over to the barriers lined with sightseers and started working his way down the line, shaking hands and offering words of reassurance. He came to a British tourist and, shaking his hand, asked "Where do you come from?"
"I'm from Wolverhampton" said the tourist.
Dubya, confused, said "Wolverhampton? I don't know that place - what state is it in?"
Glancing at the ruins of the Twin Towers, the tourist replied "Much like this really."

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Nope.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAh, she'll never be a true geek then.
Though she does love her gadgets...That boy go raaaaaaa
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Don't worry, your secret is safeOriginally posted by El_Diablo View Post
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Did somebody say Secret?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDon't worry, your secret is safe
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HeheheOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostAfter 9-11, George W Bush visited New York and was shown the devastation at Ground Zero. He then went over to the barriers lined with sightseers and started working his way down the line, shaking hands and offering words of reassurance. He came to a British tourist and, shaking his hand, asked "Where do you come from?"
"I'm from Wolverhampton" said the tourist.
Dubya, confused, said "Wolverhampton? I don't know that place - what state is it in?"
Glancing at the ruins of the Twin Towers, the tourist replied "Much like this really."That boy go raaaaaaa
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There may be trouble ahead....Originally posted by voodooflux View Post10 going on 16.That boy go raaaaaaa
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Phew cheers VF.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDon't worry, your secret is safe
That boy go raaaaaaa
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Evening mate - you feeling better after your "illness"Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostDid somebody say Secret?
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No secrets here guv.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostDid somebody say Secret?That boy go raaaaaaa
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