Better go and check on No.1 and No.2 to see if they've finished reading. "Lights out in five!"
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I'm sure they'll find oneOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWaiting to hear when the brain scan is due
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI'm sure they'll find one
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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That's all the kids asleepOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostBetter go and check on No.1 and No.2 to see if they've finished reading. "Lights out in five!"
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Can anyone else hear a really loud, incessant ticking noise coming from the north-west? It's getting louder and quicker all the time.Originally posted by Bear View Post<smacks head>
Then turn it down! try it again, repeat until burning stops!
trust me - things get a lot harder when you have children!!

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Oh, that's what that noise is - I thought I had tinnitus.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCan anyone else hear a really loud, incessant ticking noise coming from the north-west? It's getting louder and quicker all the time.
I swear, if I worked closer in the summer, I'd use CM's biological clock as a fan the rate that it goes round.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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You're not helping...Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCan anyone else hear a really loud, incessant ticking noise coming from the north-west? It's getting louder and quicker all the time.
I swear, if I worked closer in the summer, I'd use CM's biological clock as a fan the rate that it goes round.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCan anyone else hear a really loud, incessant ticking noise coming from the north-west? It's getting louder and quicker all the time.
I swear, if I worked closer in the summer, I'd use CM's biological clock as a fan the rate that it goes round.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostOh, that's what that noise is - I thought I had tinnitus.
Quit laughing at me you pair!!!
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