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indeed! Makes you wonder about Churchy's anatomy doesn't it!?!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThis is a woman who refers to a knob as "turney thing" - how is she going to manage a book?
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Or perhaps JFGI.
From the first search result:
To toast bread in a toaster, follow these instructions:
1. Place slices of toast, one each, in the slots on the top of the toaster.
2. Find the toast setting (a knob or lever) and adjust to the desired wellness of the toast. (Generally, there is a scale printed near the knob or lever ranging from light to dark toast).
3. Push down the toasting lever (moving the slices of bread down into the toaster between the heating elements.
4. When the toast is finished, the slices will “pop” up automatically.
5. Remove the toast from the toaster.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Not at all.Originally posted by Bear View Postindeed! Makes you wonder about Churchy's anatomy doesn't it!?!
Btw, you know what they say about men who drive big powerful cars...Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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...spend a lot on petrol?Originally posted by Churchill View PostBtw, you know what they say about men who drive big powerful cars...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Well that's the last time I try and help youOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostHa, ******* ha!!

Wait a minute, I got a paddle out of that...that's a result then
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