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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    This is a woman who refers to a knob as "turney thing" - how is she going to manage a book?



    JFGI?

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      This is a woman who refers to a knob as "turney thing" - how is she going to manage a book?

      indeed! Makes you wonder about Churchy's anatomy doesn't it!?!
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Huh?
        Yup, JFGI

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          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          indeed! Makes you wonder about Churchy's anatomy doesn't it!?!


          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Yup, JFGI
            Or perhaps JFGI.

            From the first search result:

            To toast bread in a toaster, follow these instructions:

            1. Place slices of toast, one each, in the slots on the top of the toaster.

            2. Find the toast setting (a knob or lever) and adjust to the desired wellness of the toast. (Generally, there is a scale printed near the knob or lever ranging from light to dark toast).

            3. Push down the toasting lever (moving the slices of bread down into the toaster between the heating elements.

            4. When the toast is finished, the slices will “pop” up automatically.

            5. Remove the toast from the toaster.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Yup, JFGI
              Oh

              Chimp - don't be daft.... it's a toaster, it doesn't come with a manual!!!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                indeed! Makes you wonder about Churchy's anatomy doesn't it!?!
                Not at all.

                Btw, you know what they say about men who drive big powerful cars...

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  Or perhaps JFGI.

                  From the first search result:
                  Ha, ******* ha!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Btw, you know what they say about men who drive big powerful cars...
                    ...spend a lot on petrol?
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Ha, ******* ha!!
                      Well that's the last time I try and help you

                      Wait a minute, I got a paddle out of that...that's a result then
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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