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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    morning all
    Morning FT
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Spoke to my mammy this morning, she told me to start taking an antibiotic (she is a nurse!!) but if I do that I won't be able to drink ALL weekend, so I think I will just soldier on
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      morning all
      Morning All

      Walked into ClientCo this morning and OfficeIdiot is back in. Already feel

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        Its a myth about not being able to drink while on antibiotics, all it does is reduce the effect them.
        You are probably right.... lets face it, she is the woman who said that if I swallowed my chewing gum my guts would stick together.... and if I ate my carrots I would see in the dark.... hmmmnnn Mammy's (whether nurses or not!) tell a lot of fibs!!

        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        morning all
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
          Morning All

          Walked into ClientCo this morning and OfficeIdiot is back in. Already feel
          Morning HC!

          New tyres being fitted to front of Orange Car today.

          £150 to sort the tracking out!

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            Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
            Morning All

            Walked into ClientCo this morning and OfficeIdiot is back in. Already feel
            Well, when you made him sick, you should have made sure he was REALLY sick!!

            Morning HC
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              You are probably right.... lets face it, she is the woman who said that if I swallowed my chewing gum my guts would stick together.... and if I ate my carrots I would see in the dark.... hmmmnnn Mammy's (whether nurses or not!) tell a lot of fibs!!

              My Mum is a nurse also and this is some of the tripe she told me
              • If you unscrew your belly button your bum will fall off
              • if you swallow an apple pip a tree will start to grow in your stomach
              • She can take her eye out and leave it in any room, that's how she knew I was lying

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                My Mum is a nurse also and this is some of the tripe she told me
                • If you unscrew your belly button your bum will fall off
                • if you swallow an apple pip a tree will start to grow in your stomach
                • She can take her eye out and leave it in any room, that's how she knew I was lying
                I think they may have trained in the same hospital
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  I think they may have trained in the same hospital
                  Alderhay children's hospital, they must have some special lying course..

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    f you unscrew your belly button your bum will fall off
                    I am sooo telling the kids that one tonight
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      I think they may have trained in the same hospital
                      I can't complain as I am using the same lines on the 5 year old and she seems to believe me

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