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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post










    Ooooer...



    Oh dear...



    You need the "Brain surgery for Dummies" book.



    It'll be there soon, just you wait & see...





    Choppity chop chop chop... foul things.



    Yum.


    how did the car hunt go?

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


      how did the car hunt go?
      Forgotten where he's parked it again has he?

      That damned early onset Alzheimer's
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Just phoned Travis Perkins, and apparently their hire manager has now gone home for the day, and nobody knows what's happening.
        I asked for the head office phone number, which generated much whispering in the background for several minutes,; before numpty came back on the line and gave me the number. he then said that they were waiting for another hire machine (digger) to come in off site, but it hadn't been returned yet, and that he would phone me personally as soon as it came in.
        This is the same guy that told me the hire manager would phone me back after dinner
        <suggestion deleted just in case>

        I am sorry to hear that.

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Forgotten where he's parked it again has he?

          That damned early onset Alzheimer's
          No doubt that is what he will say in court - "Alzheimer's - I could of sworn that was the car I bought"

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            10 minutes until home time.....

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              Population
              1369 Revenues
              313250 € Unemployment 2 %
              Transport 97 %
              Crime rate 3 %
              Pollution 2 %

              rank=242

              08 September: The road network has suffered several damages after riots last night.



              Diver - what have you been up to?

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Population
                1369 Revenues
                313250 € Unemployment 2 %
                Transport 97 %
                Crime rate 3 %
                Pollution 2 %

                rank=242

                08 September: The road network has suffered several damages after riots last night.



                Diver - what have you been up to?

                Diver: Right lads, I'll get the tender in for resufacing the roads now
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  I hiope you dont need a digger to fix em!

                  IGMC

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                    how did the car hunt go?
                    Gone.

                    Not motivated really.

                    I hate buying cars.

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Forgotten where he's parked it again has he?

                      That damned early onset Alzheimer's
                      And I'm sure I had that minidigger on a trailer behind it...

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