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Forgotten where he's parked it again has he?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
how did the car hunt go?
That damned early onset Alzheimer's
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<suggestion deleted just in case>Originally posted by Diver View PostJust phoned Travis Perkins, and apparently their hire manager has now gone home for the day, and nobody knows what's happening.
I asked for the head office phone number, which generated much whispering in the background for several minutes,; before numpty came back on the line and gave me the number. he then said that they were waiting for another hire machine (digger) to come in off site, but it hadn't been returned yet, and that he would phone me personally as soon as it came in.
This is the same guy that told me the hire manager would phone me back after dinner



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No doubt that is what he will say in court - "Alzheimer's - I could of sworn that was the car I bought"Originally posted by Diver View PostForgotten where he's parked it again has he?
That damned early onset Alzheimer's
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1369 Revenues
313250 € Unemployment 2 %
Transport 97 %
Crime rate 3 %
Pollution 2 %
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08 September: The road network has suffered several damages after riots last night.

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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPopulation
1369 Revenues
313250 € Unemployment 2 %
Transport 97 %
Crime rate 3 %
Pollution 2 %
rank=242
08 September: The road network has suffered several damages after riots last night.

Diver - what have you been up to?
Diver: Right lads, I'll get the tender in for resufacing the roads now
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Gone.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
how did the car hunt go?
Not motivated really.
I hate buying cars.Comment
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And I'm sure I had that minidigger on a trailer behind it...Originally posted by Diver View PostForgotten where he's parked it again has he?
That damned early onset Alzheimer's
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