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On final approach at his local A&E...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhere is Diver today?Comment
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Illiterate?Originally posted by boo.boo View PostI wonder if there is some kind of syndrome that means you add extra letters to words.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Been there, done that. Just like every other Demon customer in the 1990s. Mind you, I wrote an add-on for KA9Q so I get an extra Sad Point.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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final? I thought he had a slot booked most months!Originally posted by Churchill View PostOn final approach at his local A&E...
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Inasmuch as 'hedgehog' rhymes with 'splendiferous'.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostZeity, you too are a geek deity (hey, that rhymes!)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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the kids had a great time at Chester Zoo!
Though CM spoiled them! Helium Balloons costing £5 each! But they were in the shape of novelty animals so that is ok.
Her date was very very popular with the kids! He even bought them ice cream - and he bought me one too so is extra popular.
The kids will be writing thank you postcards to them both later.Comment
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And the baby screamed when he went to CM - but loved her date.
I think my daughter "adopting" her fdor the day made up for it.Comment
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Top tip:
Do NOT each ice cream when you have toothache.
Ow! Ow! Owwitty ow!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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