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About two portions if having it with a meat sauce and the missus is watching.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
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ITIL = Interminably Tedious Interest-free Laudanum
I Think It's Laughable
Increases Tears In Loathing
It Typifies Infinite Labour-making
Got it: I Think It's Lard-arsedMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI am seriously broody......
Saw loads of friends with babies when I was home this weekend....... I want one too!- Dirty nappies.
- Endless washing up.
- No undisturbed nights.
- Anything of any value gets destroyed.
- No more holidays.
- No more shoes 'n' handbags.
- Having your eyelashes pulled.
- Being weed on.
- Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
- Saggy belly.
- Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
- Piles.
- No more going out for the night.
- No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.
Am I helping?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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eveningOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postoff to the zoo tomorrow, got to sort the picnic out later.
which zoo?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post- Dirty nappies.
- Endless washing up.
- No undisturbed nights.
- Anything of any value gets destroyed.
- No more holidays.
- No more shoes 'n' handbags.
- Having your eyelashes pulled.
- Being weed on.
- Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
- Saggy belly.
- Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
- Piles.
- No more going out for the night.
- No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.
Am I helping?
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I bet it's Twycross... they have bonobos thereOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postevening
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I dont think you have put her off.... yet! keep going!Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post- Dirty nappies.
- Endless washing up.
- No undisturbed nights.
- Anything of any value gets destroyed.
- No more holidays.
- No more shoes 'n' handbags.
- Having your eyelashes pulled.
- Being weed on.
- Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
- Saggy belly.
- Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
- Piles.
- No more going out for the night.
- No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.
Am I helping?Comment
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